My Own Political Party

There has been some speculation that Al Gore will run for President. He has an academy award, he is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize (which he will likely win) and he is one the road lecturing about global warming. The political pundits seemed to think that they will know if Al Gore is really going to run for President - when he starts losing weight! Don’t be surprised if you hear that the environmentalists are sending Al some Tenuate in the mail!