My Own Political Party

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October 23, 2007

Chuck Norris Wants to Be Your President

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I didn’t realize it, but Chuck Norris has a blog. Mr. Norris posted about what he would do if he was elected President. He has a whole list of items that are worth reading, but here are a few of my favorites.

“Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can’t vote on anything.”

“Resurrect Bruce Lee and appoint him head of homeland security (OK, the CIA and FBI too).”

“Replace Letterman, Leno or Conan once monthly, since stand-up comedy is what most governmental officials do anyway.”

The whole list is well worth the read!

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