Since I am not happy with the economic stimulus plan that is most likely going to be signed by the President today, I am proposing my own economic stimulus plan and hope that you will sign up for mine. This is not a new idea, but has been proposed in the past by Rep. Louie Gohmert.

To President Obama and the United States Congress:

You promise to suspend my income tax for the year of 2009. This will cost approximately $1.2 trillion dollars (not much more than the current pork filled plan).

I promise to spend at least 50% of this money on items such as shoes, television, cars and other consumer goods to keep the economy healthy. I also promise to use the remaining 50% of the money to pay down any personal debt that I may have.

You promise to quit spending more and more money on ridiculous items such as buying more and newer cars for government bureaucrats, refurbishing the Department of Agriculture, anti-smoking programs and converting analog televisions to digital.

I promise that if you make good on your end of the promises, I won’t vote you out four years from now!

The undersigned,